30 Permissible Acts/Things that happen when taking care of triplets: Part Two

The sequel to Part One.

1.  You put them in charge of the utensils.

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2.  You DO NOT disrupt them when they are at work.

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3.  You only venture to the beach if this is a guarantee:

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4.  You grant them clearance to have pets but only ones that they can wear around their necks.

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5.  You have diaper races on the soft, cushy, flat surfaces of the house.

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6.  You promote women power which at the baby levels means a baby woman using her persuasive way to convince a baby man to go places where he can be locked up.

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7.  You agree, if they want to be like mommy, who am I to stop them.

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8.  You splurge on expensive toys.

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9.  You participate in the health craze by having them eat clean.

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10.  You outsource your playground responsibilities to a three year old.

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11.  You are constantly playing the fun for hours game of can you spot the missing baby?

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12.  You let them have their first sleepover.

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13.  You dress them in attire that only speaks the truth.

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14.  You let them drive but only while standing, and only while backwards, and only while pantless.

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15.  You just can’t please everyone.

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16.  You know above all else as a nanny safety is your primary concern and you will stop at nothing to ensure that.

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17.  You approve of siblings treating other siblings as pets.

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18.  You value the appearance and are pleased with clothes that fit well.

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19.  You realize the importance of keeping a consistent routine and schedule.  That means napping must be done at the same time everyday and snacks should be offered at predictable times and eaten in predictable places.

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20.  You rely on the older one to bring home the bacon, so they might have a shot at all of them attending college.

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21.  You play Where’s Waldo at the park, with Thomas being Waldo.

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22.  You speed dial pest control to somehow assist you with this terrifying nightmare:

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23.  You monitor their whereabouts with the Lindsay Lohan brand of ankle bracelets.

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24.  You allow them to have pool time but only after they have completed the proper maintenance and repair work.

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25.  You applaud their impeccable folding abilities and on point organizational skills.

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26.  You immediately prevent situations where they are alone like this from happening just so you can stay one step ahead of them in their plot to take you down.

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27.  You don’t have to go to trial to know which Trishlet is the culprit.

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28.  You pray for anyone that happens to have a hotel room adjacent in the same hotel as them.  (And yes that is 12:34 A.M.)

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29.  You still can’t get over the fact that your sister gave birth to three babies at once.

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30.  And finally your house in a constant state of this:

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because you can’t always win.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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